Saturday, March 04, 2023

Come At Me, Bro



So the latest stunt from Ron DeSantis and the Floriduh GOP -- and that's all they are is stunts -- is SB 1316, a particularly odious and unconstitutional piece of claptrap that requires any blogger who mentions a Floriduh government official in their blog, and receives compensation for it, must register with the state within five days, or face fines of $25 per day up to a maximum of $2,500.

I am a blogger. I receive compensation for this blog. Fractions of a cent, to be sure -- in the eight and a half years this has been live it has generated, in total, a whopping $13.43 -- but compensation nonetheless.

I will state right here, publicly and for the record, that Ron DeSantis is a giant douchenozzle who likes to sniff trump's farts, and that he disappoints his wife in every possible manner on a daily basis.

So, with that said, bring it on, asshole. I dare you. I will have a constitutional lawsuit filed so fast the dust I stir up will be visible from Google Earth and there will be so much of it that we will experience global cooling the likes of which we haven't seen since Mounti Pinatubo erupted in 1991.

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Come At Me, Bro

So the latest stunt from Ron DeSantis and the Floriduh GOP -- and that's all they are is stunts -- is SB 1316, a particularly odious and...